youngjusticer:

Hold on to your Pokeballs ‘cause Honest Trailers renamed all the originals. Bulbasaur is “The One No One Ever Picked.” Venusaur is “Plantasaurus Rex.” Charmander is “Oh God, My Tail is on Fire.” Charizard is “Smaug.” Squirtle is “Squirter.” Blastoise is “Water Bowser.” Caterpie is “Very Hungry Caterpillar.” Metapod is “What Doesn’t Kill You Makes You Harden.” Butterfree is “Lower Back Tattoo.” Kakuna is “Kakuna Matata.” Nidoran♀ is “Jailbait.” Nidorina is “Barely Legal.” Nidoqueen is “MILF.” Jigglypuff is “Lana Del Rey.” Weepinbell is “Nature’s Fleshlight.” Victreebel is “Venus Dick-Trap.” Tentacool is “Japanese Lunch.” Tentacruel is “Japanese Porn Star.” Ponyta is “My Little Ponyta.” Rapidash is “This Horse is on Fire.” Shellder is “Sheldon Cooper.” Cloyster is “Haunted Vagina.” Drowzee is “Nyquil.” Hypno is “Date Rapist.” Chansey is “Teen Mom.” Jynx is “Nicki Minaj.” Ditto is “Whatever You Want Me to Be.” Zapdos is “Shoes in Spanish.” And Dragonite is “Chawizawd.”

Art Noveau, by Dervla Hillan.

Which nicknames are your favorite, or the funniest?

Ignoring the nicknames, can we talk about how Umbreon the Dark pokemon is the tamest non-creepy-looking pokemon in this photo? Even Espeon is messed up, and I always imagined to be cute and peaceful. 

Reblogged from gravitationaltragedy

  • demon: i possessed you
  • me: get the fuck out
  • demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
  • me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit

nickshat asked:

in the scene you just reblogged that you were wondering about, it was when Frankie was told that his grandpa lost his battle with cancer :(

That’s what I thought. But I wasn’t sure. How does he find out?